I'm Going to Pwn Paper

Remember my new month resolutions? January was juicing. Habit acquired! I still juice every morning.

February was zero screen use starting 1.5 hours before bed. Habit acquired!
   I got this idea from talking with my narcoleptic sister who read a 40,000 page book on sleep.
   Speaking of books, records reflect that I suddenly started reading a lot more books in February; reading books seems to be one of the things I do more when I sit on [sic] the computer less.

   I have read so many books this year that GoodReads is prompting me to increase my goal for its "2013 Reading Challenge". Let me explain sum up:
   GoodReads invites its members to participate in its yearly reading challenge. You set your goal and GoodReads puts a progress/status bar on your front page. The challenge is just a motivator/a bragging tool.
   I entered 52 books as my 2013 goal. I am already 73% of the way done, which is, as GoodReads tells me, 41% ahead.
   I am not going to increase my goal, because I keep hearing Roscivs wising about not retroactively fitting goals to what you have or have not attained.

Yeah, I hear dead people.

March was a glass of water in the morning upon waking. Habit acquired!
   As once a runner (which may or may not be like being a King or Queen in Narnia) I have read a lot about the Great Hydration Controversy. Group A aver that one should "drink to thirst"; people who "drink ahead" are, like most house-plants, overwatered. Group ∀ aver that one should "pre-hydrate"; by the time you feel thirsty you're already dehydrated.
   For me it is moot. I haven't been able to sense thirst since Roscivs got sick, so I can't "follow my thirst". I am happy with my new habit. With all my new habits!

April was no electric light after sundown/8:30pm. Habit acquired! 
   Boy am I waking up earlier! And, mirabile dictu, I'm functional as soon as I'm out of bed! 
   I use 100%-beeswax candles for my bedtime routine.
   When I implemented February's habit I had no idea I'd be doing this; Feb's intentional became a stepping stone. 

May? 
   For May I am doing the paper part in the first chapter in the Unstuff Your Life book, which has the BEST. METHOD. EVAR!!! for organization and Simplicity. 
   This chapter involves radical changes in my paper processing habits. Paper processing is my bête noire. May's work is big. It's so big that it isn't even cut out for me. I have to cut it out myself.
   I fancy I'm on my slow way to becoming like unto Winifred, my sister Mona's mother-in-law, next-to-godliness Matron Saint of Org, who "doesn't even have a jumble drawer!!!"
   My mom gave me the book for a housewarming gift last year. When Bjórnathrón moved in, we did the kitchen chapter together, and — hallelujah — our kitchen is organized like God's sock drawer!