witch gifts

I've been invited to a Hallowe'en party. I shall bring fire cider! I've arranged little treats for the other guests. Each treat's Halloween themed.

For adults,

• garlic (a time to eat, a time to plant, and a time to keep away vampires — all one and the same time, and that time is Hallowe'en! — Eccl. 3:101)

or

• something orange and/or black (so, The New Black and/or the old black);

for children,

• a certificate to be redeemed for making a sweets with me. Sugar: totally creepy.