23 February 2016

good day sunshine! or menus of Slop & Taxes

Wow! What a morning! In the space of an hour: 

Bjorn discovered the IRS messed up our taxes and their mess-up could result in penalties to us! 
   He took it upon himself to call the IRS; this raises his grumpiness to epic levels, +1 level for each IRS phone navigation menu! 

A plush toy was discovered to have a mysterious distribution of baby poop all over its face! (Not best beloved Mr Chicken Ambrosius Bock, thank goodness!) 
   The dog was discovered to have vomited! He began licking it up! Frothy Bile Two Ways is disallowed on his breakfast menu!

Person Breakfast got delayed! ... And yet, I got a good night's rest and I feel WONDERFUL!

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